The "I" In Lie.




"Everything that shines is not gold, haven't you heard?"

Hey girl hey, I'm Karina. If you didn't see my URL, I really kinda love me some FOB. Patrick is my main squeeze though for sure. I use to follow everyone that followed me until I realized that people were unfollowing me and were just using me as a number. I ain't about that life. So totes message me if you want. I'm pretty chill and like the ladies... And some men. But more so the girls.




trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

sharmingas:

stripe-d:

how to shop in two steps :

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prostidude

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just















imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 



booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud