The "I" In Lie.




"Everything that shines is not gold, haven't you heard?"

Hey girl hey, I'm Karina. If you didn't see my URL, I really kinda love me some FOB. Patrick is my main squeeze though for sure. I use to follow everyone that followed me until I realized that people were unfollowing me and were just using me as a number. I ain't about that life. So totes message me if you want. I'm pretty chill and like the ladies... And some men. But more so the girls.






"Best relationship advice: Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want your boyfriend/girlfriend to do."






pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off











At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

boodlicious:

forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh